Greetings, Adventurer, and welcome to Don Spheniscus' Haberdashery, which is a completely legitimate business and not a front for a meat laundering operation.

Please enjoy our selection of hats made from the finest yeti furs in the Kingdom of Loathing.

We have recently come into possession of some meat that, uh, fell of the back of a bitchin' meat truck. The Don is gracious enough to share some of this meat with you for a small protection fee...because we wouldn't want anything bad to happen. Capice?